I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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