It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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