Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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