I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Randomize
