Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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