If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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