we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just pee around me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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