you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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