Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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