she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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