yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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