Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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