It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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