And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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