You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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