...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
birth control should be required to get into college
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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