yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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