Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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