And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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