Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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