I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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