i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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