Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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