Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
third nipple confirmed
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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