I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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