There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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