i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We talked him into tasing himself.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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