Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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