these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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