Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i out mim tonsoeep
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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