Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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