they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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