Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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