i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
