she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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