If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Success! We fucked roommates!
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