Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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