I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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