ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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