So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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