Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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