just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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