He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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