Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
