Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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