i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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