She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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