i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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