? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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