And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
