Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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